I have been in the weirdest and most confrontational, combative mood for the past week or so and the only person who noticed and said something is my friend’s boyfriend, who doesn’t know me that well and doesn’t spend that much time with me.
It’s just really interesting.
Things are changing.
I think I’m going to ask my parents if they would mind letting me have their mini fridge. The thing is tiny, but it would be 200% more space than I can currently find in the fridge. It’s doubtful they will, but I’m going to ask anyhow.
The amount of stuff in the fridge really fucking bothers me. There is rarely room for anything else in there and it’s why I almost never have food unless it’s a can of soup and a loaf of bread. There’s no fucking space for anything else.
Also, month old food is disgusting.
Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Spring 2013 Details
So frickin gorgeous
So KLX is going to suck next year because of the people running it. Ree and KW are putting on an event in the spring and they’re wanting to name it. They asked my input. The “school of hard knox is for sure, but…
School of Hard Knox: Better than KLX
School of Hard Knox: Ree and Jetaime and KW will all actually be there
School of Hard Knox: Get Your Sassy Pants On
School of Hard Knox: Field Trip to Swingoutville
School of Hard Knox: Frida Will be There
(Frida the dog, not the dancer. False advertising to raise attendance?)
School of Hard Knox: Much Swing Out, Very Triple Step, Wow Swivels
School of Hard Knox: Put some hep in your step
School of Hard Knox: Sometimes It Is What You Do
School of Hard Knox: Swing the #&^# Out
School of of Hard Knox: Solid as my Pelvis
School of Hard Knox: The Swing Outiest
Also, KW said that if we say “better than KLX” then Kemper will eat our souls. TOO BAD I DON’T HAVE ONE.
Seriously though. We can’t figure out a name.
So I came home after my back to back seeing Frozen twice and found this in my livingroom and I got so happy that I teared up from joy. Apparently my boyfriend rushed to get it while I was at the theater and I also have some tumblr secret Santa to thank for this and whoever it was I need to send you a billion hugs because this means so much to me. Seriously. So, so much.
Donna Noble, folks.
"I brought that back, I threw it in there," she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. "I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that in the movie, because the fans will go bananas.’ "
I KNEW IT WAS IMPROV I COULD FEEL IT
This is perfection
In Bnei Brak, an Israeli city whose population is mostly ultra-orthodox, there is a disturbing phenomenon - advertising signs with images of women on them are being ripped by ultra-orthodox men who believes that women should only be shown dressed modestly enough. The sleeves must cover the elbows, skirts must hide the knees and hair should be hidden as well.
The Israeli advertising agency “Twisted" decided to use that habit, and created a poster that hides another poster under it. 24 hours after the sign was hanged, the picture of the model was ripped and the message was exposed:
International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women
oh that’s brilliant.
EVERYONE STOP USING “HELLA” WRONG
I HAVE HAD CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ‘HELLA’ LONGER THAN AN EPISODE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FURTHER
'HELLA' HAS ITS ROOTS AS A CONTRACTION OF 'A HELL OF A', LIKE “WE HAD A HELL OF A GOOD TIME” BECOMING “WE HAD A HELLA GOOD TIME”
HOWEVER IF YOU WERE TO SAY “THE STORE HAS A HELL OF A LOT OF CLOTHES” YOU DON’T SAY “THE STORE HAS HELLA LOT OF CLOTHES” BECAUSE IN THIS INCARNATION HELLA IS A QUANTIFIER AND SAYING ‘HELLA LOT OF’ MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ‘MUCH LOT OF’
IT’S ALSO VERY CONTEXT DEPENDENT IN THAT IT’S BEST USED IN A CLAUSE THAT’S NOT INTERROGATIVE IE A SENTENCE OR STATEMENT THAT’S NOT ASKING A THING
SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT YOU WEIRD FOR SAYING ‘WHERE ARE THE HELLA BUSES’ BUT GENERALLY NOT BAT AN EYE IF YOU SAY ‘GOD DAMN THERE’S USUALLY HELLA BUSES WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY’
SOURCE: MY FAMILY HAS LIVED IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA FOR A HELLA LONG TIME AND BY THAT I MEAN OVER A CENTURY
LITERALLY EVERY WORD IS MADE UP AND THERE ISN’T A SINGLE LANGUAGE THAT HASN’T EVOLVED SINCE ITS CREATION I THINK ALL Y’ALL NEEDA CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT WORDS LIKE “HELLA” AND “LITERALLY” YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
WORDS HAVE MEANINGS YOU FUCKWEASEL AND YOU CAN’T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE NEW DEFINITIONS AND GET MAD WHEN NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY FUCK YOU’RE SAYING
IF SOMEONE ASKS ME HOW MY DAY WAS I CAN’T JUST SAY ‘ABSOLUTE GRAPE’
THE EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE, I CAN’T CALL MY SISTER A SLUT FOR HAVING A MESSY ROOM, WHEN I SAY I’M GAY I DON’T MEAN HAPPY AND MOST OF THE TIME HELLA IS USED PROPERLY.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT’S GONNA BE OKAY. IT GETS BETTER
I WILL TAKE IT
I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR
It got hella better.
I once had a guy (boyfriend) tell me that miscarriages were always a woman’s fault. When I was correcting him, I mentioned that miscarriages after 20 weeks gestation are called spontaneous abortions, he interrupted me to say “So you’re telling me, a woman who loves her baby very much, would have an abortion-” and I had to walk away because I never wanted to slap a guy so hard until that day. That jerk never really listened to what I said.
(submitted by logicwizard)
If you rant about “this is America” and you’ve never heard “Civil Rights” used outside of context of, and I quote, “black rights”, you’re the worst fucking American.
If you’re a prick who stereotypes radical feminists as ALL feminists and does the above, YOU ARE THE REASON WE HAVE THE IGNORANT, BIGOTED ‘MERICA STEREOTYPE.
If you tell me the feminist movement is completely irrelevant these days because women have the right to vote, you’re a privileged middle-class white man who is lucky to have his nose stuck up his ass so far he doesn’t see past the daisies and white picket fence.
Who did this?
I really want to know how many times they had to do this before she could not laugh. Because I would be laughing.